[Episode 1] Just as light banishes the darkness...
cities dream of love.
To me, love is merely...
an illusion.
[Oh Soo: the first person to have invented an AI to read human emotions]
[Grandpa]
[CEO Nam]
Yeah?
Oh, wow! Wow!
It's happened.
I got an offer from the U.S. and Germany.
That's good to hear.
What an underwhelming reaction. Where are you?
I have to go see someone.
I'll call you later.
Hey, hey. Hey, hey!
The emotion called "love"
has a color.
The ironic thing is that...
a person like me, of all people...
who doesn't believe in love...
has the power to see love.
Magically.
If you overexert yourself like this, you'll have a hard time at work.
No, I won't.
I have to use my overwhelming amount of strength, even if in this way.
Please add on another 10 kilogram weight for me.
[Min Ho]
Just a second.
Yeah, Honey?
Yeah.
Lunch?
All right, see you later! Yeah.
[Shoe Repair and Shine Open for Business]
It's almost time for me to meet that person.
Just give them to me.
I said you won't be able to fix it just by sticking the heel back on.
I have to replace the front part, too!
It's not that I'm disregarding your professional advice
so don't feel too offended.
Oh Soo.
What are you doing?
Just follow me.
What is it?
Please, Little Brother.
You know how Ji Sook is.
Please meet her for me, just once.
Why would I meet with your girlfriend?
Why are you wasting my precious time?
Please, Doctor Oh Soo, whom the entire world has their eyes on!
Just once!
Please?
Don't do that!
It will make me want to do it even less.
You're so unaffectionate.
I'll go on your blind dates for you for an entire week.
I'll make sure that Grandpa doesn't ever find out. Well?
Isn't that a tempting offer?
Come on, don't you want to do it?
What's that?
Oh, this?
A gift, what else?
He said that he couldn't handle how much he liked me!
He said that he almost went mad from thinking about me every single second!
He said that everyone kept reminding him of me, which almost drove him mad...
He even welled up with tears after we parted ways
because he said he felt so lonely!
And then, on that day, when he pinned me down...
doesn't he remember that?
He even told me he loved me yesterday! It's barely been 24 hours since then!
Was that all a lie, then?
Are you done?
What?
You seem to be the type who needs to validate her own self-worth.
Date a good man of great value.
You are a precious commodity, after all.
There is no need for you to get hurt over a man
who only values you for a fleeting moment, is there?
What I'm saying is, don't be deceived by men who are born players.
Statistically speaking, the love of men like that
cool off and die way too quickly.
Consider this a good life lesson, and from now on, when dating men...
Hey!
Shut your trap.
How dare you try to lecture me!
Are you trying to go for a round?
Ugh!
Why return these smelly shoes to me?
Are you kidding me right now?
I put a million won in here, so why is it empty?
You should've returned it in its original state!
Damn it!
Ugh!
Please, stop it already.
Ugh, damn it!
[Min Ho]
Yeah, Honey?
Hurry over here! Something crazy is happening.
I'm really sorry, but I'm really busy right now.
Are you the one doing all the work?
I wore the heels you bought me and the heel ended up breaking off...
Forget it.
Call me when you're done with work.
Don't cry.
It's not worth crying over a jerk like that.
He was so pale, scrawny looking and completely useless!
You could really do so much better than him.
Don't cry.
If he happened to scam you out of money...
Excuse me.
Yes? Go ahead.
Can I be of help to you in any way?
I want to be alone.
Can you leave?
Oh, um, yes.
I'll... quickly take care of my business and head out.
Wait!
Thank you!
You're handsome.
You look just like Prince Charming who would marry Cinderella.
Cinderella isn't my type of girl.
Why, I never!
What are you doing?
Why are you saying such things to a person you don't know?
He's not a "person I don't know," though.
He's "a person who is handsome."
Hey, little girl.
Good looks all fade away with time.
That's why you need someone who has a good heart, not a handsome guy.
Okay?
Mommy.
Hello?
Hey, I'm at your blind date right now!
I'm hanging up! I'm hanging up!
Hey, Oh Ga Nah. Oh Ga Nah!
Go ahead and drink.
Here.
Oh, wait!
There's something on you, right here.
I do?
Yes! Handsomeness!
Oh, goodness!
Oh, come on, now!
Goodness. Really, now.
You have something on you.
Pardon?
Yes, sexiness.
Oh, come on, now!
Let's have a drink.
Your glass is still so full.
Oh Soo! Oh Soo!
Why, you little... I ought to beat you!
Gosh, I can't even beat you anymore, since you're all grown now!
Why didn't you pick up my phone calls, huh?
I told you that I won't go on any more blind dates!
You can have Saturday and Sunday off. But there's one on Monday, at 2 p.m.
Don't you dare humiliate me this time!
Be prepared for the consequences if you do.
How could you ask me to go to these five times a week?
At the same place every time, at that!
Grandpa, nothing will change even if I get married
so give it a rest already.
Why wouldn't anything change, huh?
You'll have a bride!
Are you planning to die without ever having a bride?
If you really don't want to get married
just have a child, and pass the family business down to them!
What 28-year-old desperately wants to get married?
And as for the family business...
You're so good at it, after all.
Grandpa, you can keep running the business.
Why, I ought to...
Oh, goodness!
I should have died sooner!
Living this long has brought me nothing but disappointment!
- Oh, oh! - Geez.
Ow!
You already suffer from high blood pressure.
Fine.
I'll go on the blind date, so calm down.
It's at two, okay?
Don't be late.
So he won't call me at all, is that it?
He's dead meat.
Hey. Do you have a death wish?
Why didn't you repay me?
Huh?
You borrowed money from me in my dreams last night!
- Don't you remember? - Hey.
You had a dream about him? Wow, sounds like a total nightmare.
I won't ask for interest, so just pay me back.
Hey, I can get mad too, you know!
- Wow! - Wow!
Wow, such charisma!
- Wow, what is he doing? - What are you doing?
You want to take on the members of Elegance?
Fine.
Hyah!
Hyah! Why, you little...
Hurry up and hand it over.
- Hand it over, damn it! - Hand it over!
- Huh? - What is he doing?
Huh?
What is he doing?
- Ew! - Ew, what is that?
Ew, that's one of his pubes!
Um, in your dream...
how much money did I borrow?
How disgusting!
Ugh!
Ugh, how gross!
Hey, high schoolers!
Hey, hey. Let's go.
Give that money back to your buddy over there
and go home to the parents who are waiting for you.
Go.
What is she going on about?
What is she saying?
I don't have any parents, so I don't need to go home, right?
- Neener! - Ugh!
I said let's go, already!
- What's with you? - What's with you?
Don't worry. That lady probably can't even fight since she's so old.
Ugh.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Why, you little...
Ugh!
Please help us! Please help us!
I asked you to help me!
How dare you little kids mug someone, huh?
I told you to hurry!
You're dead meat now, lady!
Hey, get up, get up! Get up, you guys!
Hurry up!
Just keep walking, Sir. I'm disciplining these girls.
- She's lying! - She's lying!
- She hit us, and... - She's lying!
Shut it!
Do you all have a death wish?
Huh?
Why, I never!
The right thing to do would be to turn you in to the cops
but I'm busy right now.
So return that money to those girls.
Oh, are you on your way to humiliate and dump another woman?
- What are you talking about? - Don't worry about it.
Anyway, I don't even want to talk to someone like you
so just keep walking.
What's with this woman?
Give me that.
Why, you...
Yeah, Mom?
What are these two doing?
Are you two shooting a movie or something? How boring!
Ugh, that put a bad taste in my mouth.
Hey.
How long are you going to stand here like this?
You're the one who's holding me!
How is a woman that strong?
Oh my gosh, you scared me!
How dare you stay out past midnight!
Where were you, huh?
That hurts!
Do you want to be kicked out again?
You dare threaten your older sister?
- Huh? - Ow!
Let go!
How dare you stay out so late doing such bad things!
Ow! Seriously!
Damn it!
You're not getting allowance for an entire month.
Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to survive?
Why couldn't you survive?
Your school is nearby, so there's no need for bus fare.
You eat at home and get free lunch at school!
Ugh, you're so annoying! Why are you bitching at me?
"Bitching"?
I'm going to get my revenge.
I'm ready for it anytime.
Get the hell out of my room, already!
Spend more time cleaning your room and less time caking makeup on your face!
- Ugh, you... - What?
Clean up.
Damn it!
Here.
I'm not drinking that!
Why not? You're still mad?
You didn't think to convince Oh Soo, but went on his date?
I wasn't going to say this because I didn't want to seem petty
but to be honest, I'm a bit mad at you, Grandpa.
- Why are you mad? - The blind date!
It was super fun!
And you've only set them up for Oh Soo all this time?
I am thoroughly disappointed in you, Grandpa!
Stop being absurd and go get Oh Soo for me!
I have to speak to him!
It's no use.
Here, look.
[Genius scientist and MIT grad is successful venture capitalist]
Wow, there's an article out about Oh Soo today, too.
He's a genius MIT grad, and is a successful venture capitalist
so do you honestly think he'd want to waste time sipping coffee with chicks?
What did you say?
"I want to make Oh Soo into a celebrity and see him on TV every day!"
"What are the entertainment companies even doing?"
"Which store can I go to to buy me a man like that?"
Shut it, already!
Just wish for me to become the new "successor," instead.
I bet that would be much faster.
Ugh.
Hey, Oh Soo.
Sit here. I have something to discuss with you.
Can't we talk later? I have a meeting.
I'm going to be busy all day today
so you'll have to work at the café today.
I have an interview this afternoon, though.
What is it? Is it really urgent?
I'm going to get a full-body physical.
Why? Should I cancel it?
I really can't today.
Really?
Then watch the store tomorrow.
Wow, thanks to my hotshot grandson
I have no idea if a tumor is growing inside of me or not.
Well, I suppose ignorance is bliss.
Are you going to go to the hospital with Big Bro?
Huh? Oh, I'll take care of that.
So look after the café for me, okay?
Stop right there.
Ugh, damn it!
What? Huh?
Eat up, and hurry off to school.
Glaring at me like that won't get you any money.
Then give me the 100,000 won that I stole.
That's money that I earned, fair and square.
Do you honestly think that
or are you pretending to be some angsty teenager?
Why, you...
Answer carefully.
If it's the former, I'll spare you.
But if it's the latter, I'll beat you to a pulp.
Ugh, you seriously piss me off so much!
I'm not eating!
Are you really not going to eat?
I said that I'm not eating!
You're only hurting yourself.
Yum, it's so good! Yum!
[3-Year Anniversary]
They say that if you don't get married within six months of catching the bouquet
you won't be able to get married for three years.
Wow, that's perfect!
I'll propose on our three-year anniversary.
Three years?
You want me to wait another year?
Just one year. Please?
Fine, all right.
I'll wait.
But I don't know if I'll still love you by then.
Well, Seo Yoo Ri, if your feelings for me change...
I'll just make you love me again!
I have to save this on my phone because I could end up forgetting.
"The day I will propose."
Today's the day, Park Min Ho!
[Min Ho]
Yeah?
What are you calling me about so early in the morning?
I'll arrive in front of your house.
I'll see you later, at 12.
Okay. See you later.
Okay.
Guess he didn't forget.
I'll give you 10,000 won, so come out here!
Yes!
[DramaFever Ver] OCN E01 That Man Oh Soo / Evergreen -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
[Mi Young]
Yeah?
They're at our house now?
Oh man, what do we do?
Aw, I can't go there right now.
Oh, I don't have much time.
Let's see here.
Huh?
Damn it, when did this get a hole?
Well, I guess old-fashioned isn't so bad.
All right, then!
It'll be spring weather tomorrow, so...
Yeah, all right!
All right! Yeah!
You guys have to hang in there today, okay?
Yeah. You're here?
Come to the café in front of your place.
Huh? I'm going to be right out, though.
So why the café?
Just come here for now.
I'll explain when we meet up.
All right.
One coffee and one water, please.
Sure.
Which pollen are you going to give them?
The red aura appears when people are in love
so pollen that will help their love come true will be best, won't it?
I'll find it, Dad!
All right.
Here!
- I'm here. - You're here?
Yeah.
This café is so unique.
Yeah, you're right. It's really pretty.
Oh, thank you.
I was worried since you always say that you're busy.
But you look like you've put on some weight.
Really?
But, you know...
I have to leave in about 30 minutes.
Why?
My mom.
She said that she brought over some side dishes again! Man!
I guess you'll need to go, then.
You're not mad, right?
Oh, come on, Honey! Don't get mad.
The thing that scares me most in the world is when you get mad at me.
- Okay? - Hmph.
Guess which day today is, then.
Today, huh?
Um...
The day when Seo Yoo Ri is at her prettiest?
That kind of sweet talk won't fly this time.
Hurry up and guess!
Oh man. What could it be?
Check your phone.
What kind of day could today be?
[The day I will propose]
Do you want me to get on my knees? Huh?
No, no!
Just hit me until you're not mad anymore, okay?
A guy like me deserves to get hit! Just hit me! Hit me!
- Hmph. - Oh, gosh!
How could I forget that, seriously?
It's because of Chief Kim lately!
Because of him, my mind has been all over the place.
Forgive me, just this once. Please?
Please, just once. Please? Please?
So, what will you do about it?
What do you mean, what will I do?
There's nobody for me but you, Honey!
Gosh, you're such a sweet-talker.
But you knew that already.
You look really pretty.
Oh, stop it.
Let's...
Yeah?
break up.
Let's break up.
Stop kidding around.
I'm sorry.
Are you out of your mind?
A red aura.
That definitely signifies feelings of love.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
You think you can just run away after throwing a bomb at me like that?
Tell me why.
Why do we have to break up?
If I can't understand the reason, then I can't break up with you.
I told you that I'm sorry!
Don't lie to me. You're not sorry at all.
I know you.
You did something wrong, but you find it a hassle to explain.
You think you can half-ass it since coming up with an excuse is humiliating.
I want to get married.
I'm sorry that it's not to you.
You...
How could you...
You're the type who needs to see things through until the end.
I also know you very well.
Now if you understand, let go of me.
Hey.
Hey, Park Min Ho!
Hey!
Hey, Park Min Ho!
Hey!
Is she pretty?
Judging from her here, she looks like she's about to start crying.
Don't you think she'll need a handkerchief?
Oh.
Hey, Ga Nah.
- Ah, you're here? - What's with her?
She was just with Oh Soo.
Oh Soo?
Hey, hey, stop it!
- Let's go. - Hey, let go!
Why? What did Oh Soo do?
Come on!
- Come in! Come on! - Sheesh.
Ugh.
What happened here?
Oh, you're here? How did the meeting go?
How could there be one without you? I postponed it.
Sorry. This won't happen again.
You really think so?
What? What's this now?
What do you mean?
You know what we are. Brothers.
You two are acting weird!
There is no way you would postpone a meeting worth 30 billion won
to make coffee!
Are you betraying me, Oh Soo? Huh?
- Oh, geez. - What are you talking about?
What do you mean, what do I mean?
Give it to me straight!
You think I don't know how you're being scouted by tons of people?
Huh? Who is it?
Who's trying to steal you away from me?
Oh, please. If Oh Soo were the type to do that, he already would have.
Oh, really?
Well, of course. This is Oh Soo we're talking about, after all.
- Right? - Want some coffee?
Sure, I'd like to try a cup of coffee worth 30 billion won.
All of this started
when Seo Soo Jung transferred into this school.
So I'd like it if she were to be transferred again, Sir.
Well, first of all...
thanks for letting me know.
I've written down what Seo Soo Jung and her posse have done to me
in full detail, with time stamps!
I'll text this file to you.
Hey, hey, hey!
Let your teacher eat, for crying out loud!
How can you already tattle on your classmates during first period?
- Leave! - Yes, Sir.
Go on, then.
Move, move!
He was doing the same thing last year.
I told him to draw a portrait of a family member in class.
Wow.
I was at such a loss for words, I didn't even report him.
Look at this.
Wow.
Joo Hyun has a talent for drawing.
Wow.
[Things to take care of]
What's that? Is that you, Mr. Kim?
Yes.
What about the girl next to you?
Well...
she's a girl I want to meet again one more time.
But I don't know where she's hiding.
No matter how hard I try, I can't find her.
Wow.
I love everything else about you, Mr. Kim
but you're such a romantic!
Well, figures.
It's because you have this
that you also have a romantic side, am I right?
- Take care, then. - All right.
That jerk.
You dirty bastard!
Do you think that you can live without me?
Evil bastard.
I'm the idiot, here. Me.
I'm an idiot, right?
I am an idiot, right?
Ugh, yeah.
Oh! It's someone I know.
Hey, you!
Sit here.
He totally ignored me.
Man, that's bitter.
How could he dump me on the day he was supposed to propose?
That's just so wrong!
Hey, come on.
Why won't you answer me?
Answer me!
You're making me so frustrated!
Answer me!
I said, answer me!
Why aren't you answering me?
What?
What did you say?
Oh.
You're saying that I should call Min Ho and ask him?
All right.
I don't want to do it.
But I'm doing it because you told me to, Doggy!
Where did my phone go?
Ah, here it is!
[Sleeping]
Hey, you!
I said, let's talk!
He's ignoring me because I got dumped by a guy?
Ah. Oh yeah.
You go around making women cry too, right?
You seduced her and slept with her
and stole a million won from her, all within 24 hours!
That's not what happened.
Who are you trying to fool? I saw it all!
Don't you think that you're speeding toward rock-bottom too fast
by drinking this much alcohol after being dumped by a guy?
I have to drink this in order to forget.
That's the only way I'll survive.
So you'll forget your pain, through alcohol?
The poisonous substances in alcohol kill brain cells.
Do you want to forget so badly that you'd be willing to shrink your brain?
Right here.
My heart, right here...
it hurts too much.
You'll be in even more pain later once you're hung over.
There you go again, damn it!
You were asking a dog whether or not you should call your ex
and wanted it to tell you to call him, when it lacks speech faculties.
Leave.
I said leave!
If you're going to say such cold things, then leave!
You're not mad, are you?
Oh, come on, Honey! Don't be mad!
The thing that scares me most in the world is when you get mad at me.
Hey.
It's not like you were even all that passionate about him.
It's just that you were used to him, and being with him was comfortable.
I'm sure that your love for him fizzled out, just as his did.
Is it only love when it's fiery and passionate?
It's still love when it's warm, or even lukewarm!
Do you know how hard it is to become used to and comfortable with someone?
Do you know how hard that is?
Do you even know what love is?
Huh? Do you?
Leave.
I said leave, so why aren't you leaving?
Leave!
All right.
A cup of coffee, that washes away the fatigue of the day.
But, I've already slept as much as I need to sleep.
Anyone want to hang out with me tonight?
Yeah, I didn't do anything wrong.
I made it so that she wouldn't be deceived anymore.
She should be grateful toward me, if anything.
Are you stewing in regret?
Aren't you going home?
Want me to tell you something important?
If you have nothing to do, clean the café.
It's a very important fact that even Dad or Grandpa didn't know of.
Hey, you know that thing?
The thing that makes you crave physical contact when you drink it.
What is it called again?
- The... - The touch pollen?
Yeah. Hey.
Mix some of that into some coffee for me.
Hurry!
All issues between a man and a woman...
can be solved with physical contact.
Ugh.
"Ugh"? "Ugh"?
Hey, hey, wait! Stop! Hey!
What's with that attitude, huh?
Are you scared of physical contact?
Wow, I can't believe how ignorant you are about the power of touch!
Wow.
Let's say a couple gets into a fight.
It's all over if they kiss, hug, or sleep with each other!
It works every time!
Say you're with someone but it's not official yet.
If you just drop in some physical contact into the mix, it's game over.
You'll know once you initiate some physical contact
whether they'll be yours, or someone else's.
Whatever.
You can do all that if you're reborn as the successor.
I have no interest in those sorts of things.
Yeah, I know, right?
I should have been the successor.
Wait, no.
What good is it to be able to control love
when I can't even use those powers on the woman I like?
"Love will never come true with the one who takes the pollen."
"The Law of the Tree."
I have work to do, so leave.
Fine.
Work hard, okay?
Leave that here.
What, this?
Leave! Leave!
Leave, leave, leave!
- Hurry up and leave! - Ugh, come on!
Physical contact.
Don't forget about that, Brother.
Leave! Leave!
Physical contact? Give me a break.
Hey, do you have a death wish?
Oh!
Ugh, what's that stench?
Is that alcohol?
Hey, excuse me!
Damn it.
Excuse me! Where do you live?
My house... is...
all the way... over there. The greenish building.
Oh, geez.
Why is she so heavy?
Ugh!
[Wanted Criminals]
Damn it.
Wait.
Ow, that hurts.
Ow.
Oh... b-blood.
Double nosebleed.
Just a second.
Oh, I'm so thirsty.
Ugh... water.
I'm so thirsty.
Are you a bit more sober now?
Ow!
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[Evergreen / That Man Oh Soo]
- What's going on? - Goodness.
- What could it be? - Oh, gosh.
Please move out of the way!
- Goodness. - Oh no.
- It's a young lady. - What a shame.
Did she get hit by someone?
- Apparently she tried to commit suicide. - Why?
I guess living life got too tough for her.
What a shame. And she's so young, too.